That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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