Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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