Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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