D3 body, D1 cock
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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