it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i think im in europe. pls send help
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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