I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize