I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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