Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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