i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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