they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish i was in the wii world.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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