he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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