Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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