Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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