ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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