yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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