I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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