You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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