I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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