Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It was confusing and full of hummus
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
