Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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