North Korea, Best Korea!
kristin has been a bad kristin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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