And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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