I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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