Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
