we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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