Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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