i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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