just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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