you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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