Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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