No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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