i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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