Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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