party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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