Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nutella sex= disaster
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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