when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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