I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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