I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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