Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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