I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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