he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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