apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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