$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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