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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.

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