so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics