But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.