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• (586): View more from Michigan

  But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

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  Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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  no

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  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What did we do last night that was yellow?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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• (310): View more from California

  what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?

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• (805): View more from California

  I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.

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  They're mostly guys

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  Early bird gets the worm.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.

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