just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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