She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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