He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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