If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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