i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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