it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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