I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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