small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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