Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just threw up on my dentist
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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