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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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